Pirate’s Booty Gluten-Free Kids Puffs
Drop anchor and discover Pirate's Booty®, a collection of deliciously baked snacks made with real, tasty ingredients that are easy to pronounce and even easier to enjoy!
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Do you know why it took me so long to learn the alphabet?
I was stuck at C for years!
How did the pirate catch a gummy fish?
He used a gummy worm!
How did the pirate with no nose smell?
Terrible!
How does the pirate with two hooks scratch his eye?
Very carefully!
What be orange and sound exactly like a parrot?
A carrot!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing. It just waved!
What did the pirate find on his report card?
High Cs!
What do most pirates spend their lives searching for, even though it's right behind them?
Their booty!
What do pirates call the loves of their lives?
Their soul-mateys!
What do you call it when oysters won’t share their pearls?
Shellfish behavior!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A squash-buckler!
What do you get when you cross a pirate and a librarian?
Captain Book!
What do you call a pirate with two hands, two legs, and two eyes?
A beginner!
What kind of look does a pirate give before walking off a ship?
A plank stare!
What’s a pirate ship’s least favorite vegetable?
Leeks!
What’s the best part of living on a pirate ship?
No yarrrdwork!
When is the best time to buy a ship?
When it’s on sail!
Where do sharks enjoy vacationing?
FIN-land!
Why are knock-knock jokes about pirates so rare?
Because their hooks always get stuck in the door!
Why did the pirate bury his treasure one foot underground?
Because booty is shin deep!
Why did the pirate decide against an anchor tattoo?
He didn’t want it to weigh him down!
Wooden pegs and hooks are very expensive.
Some say they cost an arm and a leg!
Don’t ever take long trips with pirates.
They won’t stop asking, “Arrr we there yet?”
Peg Leg Pro: No more stubbing your toes.
Peg Leg Con: Beavers become your sworn enemies.
Did you hear about the parrot that fell in love with a duck?
It kept saying, “Polly wants a quacker!”
It's hard playing cards with pirates.
They're always standing on the deck!
A pirate's favorite songs are sea shanties…
But that doesn’t stop them from having a soft spot for ARRR and B!
Pirating sure is hard to quit...
Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
The pirate with two hooks fears nothing…
Except getting something in his eyes.
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